Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Vega Alien


From: Contact starring Jodi Foster. This is a picture of her. If I show the Alien itself it ruins the surprise. One of the greatest Alien movies ever made about first contect received through a satellite transition. The Aleins are from the star cluster called Vega and they send us plans to build a transport for us to visit them. A great vision of what we could find in the future! Lets hope all Aliens are this cool! The movie has a slow build to an awesome finale! Was it all in her head? Was it real? These Aliens find us to be a "unique species, a unique mix, "capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrific nightmares"

Keanu Alien


From: The day the Earth Stood Still remake. Keanu is AWESOMELY BAD! Someone give this man an Oscar! This movie was so bad where do I begin? The kid is annoying, the plot weak, effects lame except for the insect-metal eating things you see for like 1 minute and that giant robot thing? Massive WTF. He plays Klaatu from an unknown world. It also follows the sci-fi cliche of Alien-inhabiting-a -human-body theme.

Abyss Aliens




Omg I loved The Abyss as a kid. Granted, I only saw the end section because my mom thought some of the other scenes would have scared me. (dead bodies floating, Mart Stuart Masterson "dying" and being revived et.) I saw the whole thing when I was older. The aliens are so awesome in this movie! They save a diver from death and take him to this gorgeious underwater city. The Aliens are bioluminescent, jellyfish/stingray looking creatures and they are so beautiful. The effects look ghetto now but it still inspires awe. Not sure where the Aliens are from or how long they've been chillin' in the 2 mile down trench but its cool to think we have never been alone all along.

Aliens from Alien Quadrilogy


These Aliens from the quadrilogy are mad creepy. Razor tails, metal armor, and scary ass double teeth. They also bleed acid! Badass! They even have a life cycle- egg, face hugger, chest burster (Gotta love the chest burster one that has been parodied to death) and warrior adult. The queen in Aliens was super scary looking. These get the award for scary -as- hell -Aliens. Anyone know where these dudes hail from?

ET


E.T. the Extra Terrestial. Always a classic. The little dude is exploring the woods, his peeps split and he has to phone home. His glowing chest creeped me out more then his long finger though. I always loved the bike scene but the quarantine stuff scared the crap out of me when I was 5! Not quite sure what type of Alien he is or where he's from though...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Roger


Roger is a cliche grey Alien from American Dad on Fox. He is from an unknown planet and came to out as a crash test dummy for Area 51! He saved CIA operative Stan Smith's life there and in exchange he lives with his family in the attic. He drinks excessively, is flamboyant and dons many disquises to go out of the house. His poop is colis gold and jewel encrusted (diamonds, ruvies, emeralds etc.) Don't even ask... He has made jokes about being a fat Alien compared to the anorexic ones from Close Encounters LOL.